please love sharks
do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh”
We’re all sinking in the same boat here. We’re all bored and desperate and waiting for something to happen. Waiting for life to get better. Waiting for things to change. Waiting for that one person to finally notice us. We’re all waiting. But we also need to realize that we all have the power to make those changes for ourselves.
Susane Colasanti, Waiting for You (via barbieandken)
who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house
Ruckus rockin out to a good jam
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
all i want is attention but only from certain people
talk dirty to me
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.